It’s been 3 years since the pathetic sharks web site went into exile ( a demise largely encouraged by the team’s manager) – to allow the side “to be taken more seriously” – and so the team name was changed to Thurso Sharks – and the Pathetic Sharks site went into exile.

Now we return. This site is about our former team and it’s various incarnations… Newmarket FC, Ormlie Motors, Coral Lounge, Safeway, Co-op and the now legendary Pathetic Sharks.

The plan is to get the lads together for online discussion about old times –  and to get the old video edited, online and shared.  A bit of nostalgia.

Also – we’re looking for men to take part in the weekly Sunday kick-a-bout –  if you’re a former player get in touch-  even if it’s just to be an observer – showing up is the most important thing.

Training sessions will be Sundays at 6pm.

More soon!